Case of the Plucked Chicken: Help us with a funny picture.

As we begin creating illustrations for the very funny book, Case of the Plucked Chicken, I invite you to tell us what you think is going on in this picture. What do you think is going on here? Is it a race? Is the lady scared of a chicken? Whats up with that chicken? Is the chicken wearing shoes?   Case of the Plucked Chicken, You’ll never look at a chicken the same!

Official Release Date for the ebook Gone With the Wind is

October 1, 2012.

 

Its Worth Reading, Very Funny & Very Free, for a Limited Time!

For a limited time, Case of the Plucked Chicken is available free on Smashwords. Its available in all formats so you don’t need a Kindle or Nook to read it. You can read it from your computer. The only thing I ask is that you leave a review. It doesn’t have to be long. Just a few words will do. Please check it out. It won’t be free for much longer.

 

Follow this link: http://www.smashwords.com. Search for “Plucked Chicken”. Download . Start reading an try to stop laughing. Please, please please, leave a review.

 

Thanks!

No Time for Sleep

All of the first three stories have gone live in the ebook universes of Amazon and Barnes and Noble.  There’s still so much work to do. The next story in this series is “Gone With the Wind”. Right now the story is planted in my head and only 20% is on paper.

You writers know that 20% unedited work really means that you are 0% done, and I thought I’d be further than that now. I’ve learned that when launching a book, this self publishing thing is all-consuming and I launched three at one time.  *Kinda Kicking Myself* So this means almost no time to do anything else .

Let me take a moment to highlight something interesting. These pumpkin stories are humorous. The next one,  GWTW, continues the humor trend while moving further away from fartaculating. Those of you who’ve read the Chicken might understand what that means. GWTW is a funny thrill ride which tugs at emotions more than the other stories.

Outside of this series I’m developing my first full length book which happens to be the polar opposite of the pumpkin series. Although there will moments of humor in this book, its all serious.

Gotta get back to work.

#Self Published Dude who Never Sleeps